Soon I promise

It's been a crazy few weeks in which I've been MIA. Family has been visiting, I've been working and hanging out with friends, Fourth of July, everything like that. This is my post saying I'm still here! *waves hands in the air*

In the meantime, check out the new phone I got!!

Yup and I FREAKING LOVE IT!!! Greatest phone evaaaaaaaa

Oh yeah and I got my hair cut!! Thanks to my cousin Laura!!

I went from this:

And this:

To this:

And this:

LOVE IT!!!

<3

wow i'm bad

I'm kind of a terrible blogger apparently.  Im wicked inconsistent with my blogging.  That and I have nothing to blog about.  Welp let me think...

Oh ok, so I got my wisdom teeth out.  Do I feel like I have less wisdom?  No not really.  Haha I know, but someone actually asked me that.  It's been like three days.  I still kinda have chipmunk cheeks, but I've also got this bruise.  It looks like I got punched in the face. I think I've decided to make up a fun story for you about my wicked awesome punch in the face (yup just decided that right this second).

So this kid, let's call her Jane (because a guy would never and should never punch a girl, i hope) got all up in my grill.  That's right all up in my grill.  I was like, "What are you thinkin' gettin' all up in my grill like this, yo?" (because apparently I'm gangsta in my story) "Jane" was like, "You all went and stole my pen!" 

"What the flip?!? I never stole no pen of urs!" I exclaimed (and urs is pronounced like that all slurred).

"Yeah you did you flippin' stich!" screamed "Jane" (not the other words, really flippin' and stich.  this was an intense fight can't you tell?).

Then "Jane" goes and punches me right in the lower jaw and runs off. Yup she ran off because I stole her pen. So this is my epic fight that resulted in a bruise and chipmunk cheeks.

I'm a terrible story teller.  I would show evidence of her punch, but seeing as I will not allow many to see me in this condition, I'm going to have to say you'll have to wait to see my pretty face sans chipmunk cheeks. Moral of the story: Don't get in fights and Meghan should not write stories.

<3

Funny Story

So I have a funny story about a Professor.  

He taught Calc 1 and Calc 2.  He's Asian (like many Math prof, but they're the best teachers!) and has a strong accent.  I had him two semesters so I got pretty used to his accent.  But because he had an accent, he also mixed up his wording sometimes.  They were the funniest things!! 

A friend of mine from class, Kristen, and I would hang out in the Underground Cafe (a little cafe at school that was literally underground, kind of) talking about his funny sayings. 

Of course I wrote several of them down.  Of course I'm going to share them with you!!  ;)

Alfaisms if you will.

• "Cheeseburger and a Jumbo Jet Machine" 
• That's right a cheeseburger AND specifically a JUMBO JET MACHINE
  

• "Tell your grandma"
• She might want to know what you're learning in Calculus
• "No tricks, no jokes, just pure math"
• For realzz
  
• "You find a skeleton of a dinosaur. In it's stomach you find Calculus book."
• He was talking about how long Math has been around.
  
• "Electric bracelet and I use my Mac to zap you"
• When we fall asleep
  
• "Guessing numbers with Grandma"
• A fun game for all!!
  
• "I just want to train you to be a good spy."
• See kids Math is actually helpful later on in life!
• "Sometimes, some cookies are too big to chew"
• True fact
  

• "Substract"
• Not Subtract
  
• "Sweeeeeet"
• Pronounced "Sweeeeeet"
  
• "I do not want answer from heaven"
• Those lovely answers that just come to you, but you can't quite solve because God helped you out.
  
• "Give this guy a Thanksgiving gift for helping you"
• I'm not sure...
  
• "Even though you love math, don't tell your partner you love math so much"
• They might get jealous
  
• "Later you're going to need to build a bridge from Newport to Boston"
• Again, I'm not sure
  
• "Dr. Jekell and Mrs. Hyde"
• ...
  
• "Gramma put GPS on you"
• For realzz?? 
  
• "Ohhh Maxima. Free"
• HAHAHA! So Maxima is this free math program we had to download and he was just reflecting on that fact, lol
  
• "From polar to rectangular with love"
• He actually wrote this one on the board
  
• "The Wall-E signal"
• He was talking about satellites and decided it was a signal for Wall-E

So this class was soo great.  Calc 2 was a lot harder so naturally I paid more attention to the funnier stuff.  He really said these things in class.  I think he was just trying to make class more interesting.  He was a great professor!

I'm a Crazy Fangirl and I have a problem

Truth time: I'm Meghan and I'm a Twi-holic.

I'm addicted to Twilight and everything that has to do with it.  It's a legit problem.

I watched the MTV Movie Awards the other night and got excited whenever anything Twilight or Rob Pattinson ever came on the tv.

What to do what to do...

My only solution to the problem is to feed it.  Ok well while I wish that were the case, alas I can not.   I do need to make sure I don't lock myself in my room for three days straight until I finish one of the books (which I've done on multiple occasions).  I need to talk about something other than Twilight with people.  I should stop perusing the Twilight blogs and stop following Twilight people on Twitter.

Of course I'm joking!! I do love me some Twilight on many occasions, but I'm not to the point where I'm a crazy site stalker who has home-made t-shirts and who spends all my money on everything Twilight.  So I don't see my obsession as a bad thing.  I really like it so sue me.

I only have a few Twilight paraphernalia (i.e. Edward poster, Twilight key chain).  I might buy a bag with some quotes on it, maybe.  I plan on going to see New Moon at midnight on November 20, 2009. But that is it.  Nothing too overtly obsessed fan.  I don't plan on going across country or to another state if the cast is going to be anywhere or if there's some kind of event or convention anywhere.  While I would like to, that just can't happen, I won't allow myself to it (plus I'm poor and in college).

So while I'm slightly obsessed and have watched the new New Moon trailer numerous times (with more in my future) I understand what I'm doing.  I'm obsessed, but I still go to work and I went to class and did my homework, so it's on a healthy level.  Love Twilight long time, for realzzz.

I'm pumped for this:

You can watch the trailer here (if you want) =)

(No offense to anyone who has gone across the country for Twilight or on the movie sites.  I'm a little jealous actually.  I love that some people can be soo passionate about something.)